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If Puppies Could Talk
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when
he's on the toilet.
- The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE
entering the house.
- I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they
eat it.
- I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces
of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
- "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
- I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit
them in the backyard after processing.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet
nose up under her skirt.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell
them.
- I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the
red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time
I hear one on TV.
- I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all
over the back yard with it.
- The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom &
Dad's laps.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
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