Girls, dogs, and men . . .
#140435 - 05/02/2007 11:39 PM
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Girl grows up.
Girl gets dog. Girl is happy.
Girl gets house. Girl has dog. Girl is happy.
Girl meets boy with a dog and lets them live in her house.
Boy leaves dog and girl with $996 owed and truck in her name.
Girl has house, 2 dogs, and a lawyer.
Girl wonders when Ed will put out a DVD on training boyfriends.
"Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend." ~Corey Ford
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[Re: Kelly Hardy ]
#140445 - 05/03/2007 04:58 AM
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Prong collar, my dear. Get thyself a prong collar! :wink:
Luck!
-Jim
PS: ONLY kidding.... maybe!
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[Re: Jim Thomas ]
#140452 - 05/03/2007 06:23 AM
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E-collar
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[Re: Jim Thomas ]
#140455 - 05/03/2007 06:36 AM
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Neutering
Parek
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#140458 - 05/03/2007 07:11 AM
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Mr. Thomas,
Remember the prong collar should be properly fitted, located snugly and close to the head, and be accompanied by a dominant dog collar to prevent a prong collar failure or training accident. I'd recommend a trailing lead in the house, and a long lead outside.
The results will probably be... Attention getting.
The collar could be removed at night, for awhile.
Two really devalued cents.
Mike A.
"I wouldn't touch that dog, son. He don't take to pettin." Hondo, played by John Wayne
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[Re: Kelly Hardy ]
#140459 - 05/03/2007 07:26 AM
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Don't forget....
Boy gets dog to use to meet girl.
Until The Tale of the Lioness is told, the Story will Always Glorfy the Hunter
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#140464 - 05/03/2007 08:09 AM
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How about.. girl should have done a better temperament evaluation.
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#140471 - 05/03/2007 09:13 AM
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Boy leaves dog and girl and truck in her name.
Girl has house
Hmmm, I'm having trouble spotting the problem
.
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#140472 - 05/03/2007 09:19 AM
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How about.. girl should have done a better temperament evaluation.
Ouch! But I'm going to have to agree!!!
(too bad human males can be a whole lot better at deception than the dogs...)
Girl is applauded for her sense of humor through such unfortunate circumstance
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Re: Girls, dogs, and men . . .
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#140480 - 05/03/2007 10:35 AM
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(too bad human males can be a whole lot better at deception than the dogs...)
Females too.
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