This is your duty as Leerburg board members (ahem ahem)
There is a very nice prize for the winner of this silly stupid contest. So there is something at stake in this......And you, yes YOU are to decide whom gets this prize. So vote on your pick as the most inane nonsensical lyrics for a song ever written.
Yep, it is silly. What can you expect from me?

If you don't feel like going through all 14 pages of nonsense, Connie has very kindly (big round of applause for her everyone) profided a good condensing job for us all.
Scan it over, take your laughs where they come:
"Milk them chickens and pluck them cows, we're the ones that gonna f--- you now. Wandering with no purpose."

"Something smelling pretty ripe, coming from that sewer pipe. It's poo-poo, poo-poo."

"It's hard to bargle nardle zous with all these marbles in my mouth."

maresdotes and doesydotes and liddlelambsydivey
akiddle e-divey to, wouldn't you? (Mare's eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy,
a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?)

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
The chorus from "Witch Doctor"

"It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater"
from "Purple People Eater"

Oh, your feet's too big!
Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big!
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!

"I am, I said, to no one there,
And no one heard at all,
Not even the chair."

down in the meadow by the itty bitty pool
swam 3 little fishies and a mama fishy too
"swim little fishy, swim if you can,
and swam and they swam right over the dam

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
But looks aint' every thing

Honey, let me be your salty dog
or I won't be your man at all,

"I am the eggman (whoo), they are the eggmen (whoo), I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob."

"Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune"

"Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o"!!!

I sat my monkey on a log
Ordered him to do the dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
Then he went and did the cat instead

B-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, and bingo was his name-o
<clap> i-n-g-o, <clap> i-n-g-o, <clap> i-n-g-o, and bingo was his name-o.

Ding, dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead.

"Well, I had a little monkey and I sent him to the country and fed him on ginger bread. Along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo and now my monkey's dead. At least he looks that way."

Ali-oop,oop,oop .... Yes, go cave man goooooooooo

uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro,
matty told hatty about a thing she saw,
had 2 big horns and a wooly jaw,
wooly bully, wooly bully,

Trailer for sale or rent..
rooms to to rent 50 cents..

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life"...

A little birdie,
With a yellow bill,
Flew upon my window sill,
I coaxed him in with a crumb of bread,
Then I smashed his F****in head!

I'm dwiving in my car,
You turn on the radio,
I'm pulling you close,
You just say "no",
You say you don't like it,
But I know you are a wire,
But when we kiiiisss, ooohh, fiwer..

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make good woman steal,
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone,
I'm here to tell you honey, that I'm bad to the bone.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect, werewolves of london
Draw blood.

Lydia. Lydia held her thoughts like a cat.
Behind her dark eyes, sunk deep in her fat.

The deadly yellow snow
From right there where the huskies go!
I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
will you do the Fandango

Ping pong, I use to like ping pong
Now I'm in a ding dong,

My Dingaling My Dingaling, won't you play with My Dingaling
My Dingaling My Dingaling won't you play with My Dingaling

"Spiders in my eyelids, ghosts in the cheese"

"Chunky baby crap brown haggis on toast"

AAAAANNNNND its all for me grog
Me Jolly Jolly grog

Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds

You gotta sing it with enthusiasm, like ya just squashed a cop
I don't wanna pickle

Lemme tell you 'bout
Minnie the Moocher
She was a low down
Hoooochiiee coocher

I gotta brand new pair of roller skates, you gotta brand new key...

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

Smelly cat, smelly cat
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault.

"Bob Barker should be neutered and spayed"

"Our Country reeeeeeeks of trees, our Yaks are really large...
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses!"

Fish Heads, Fish Heads,
rolley, polley fish heads.
Fish Heads, Fish Heads,
Eat em up,,YUM!!

Pm me with your votes. Only one prize will be awarded so if you have more then one, please label them 1 2 3 etc.

I voted! Too bad there are no little "I voted" stickers to wear on our backwards baseball caps.

We can make our own, though!

I'm applauding my little head off and the dog is lookikng at me like "oh man, this time she has reallllly lost it".

GREAT JOB CONNIE!!!!!

I'm clapping Connie and thanks! Made it much easier.

*clap clap*

P.s. LOL!

Go Connie! Go Connie! GO CONNIE!!!!!!!!!! Rah Rah Rah!!!!!!

That's my cheering! Thanks Connie!

And Randy for coming up with this!

Angela,
I haven't run across YOUR name in the voter polls! What gives? Still thinking about it?

Hey and all the rest of you out there, what about it? Spend a minute or two....give someone a nice Amish 6 foot leash from Leerburg to one of your buddies here at the forum.

Even vote for yourself!


Heck, if you contributed one, you must think it's a winner!


Oh wait .... dammit. I voted for someone else's.