Stumbled across this, and it's humorous. Which one's apply to you? (Bet you're all better than 90%!)
– You can accurately identify the inner anatomy of a cow.
– Your dogs have a meal that you can take pride in. Your family on the other hand is eating fish sticks and Kraft macaroni and cheese!
– Your vet is jealous of what your dogs eat. For that matter so are your friends, coworkers and family!
– You have alienated 99% of vets in your area. (Note: Ponder WHY that is so hehe = healthy dogs!)
– You have bored your family to death with the virtues of your dogs eating raw.
– You drive past some roadkill on the highway and wonder if your dog could eat it.
-You have always condemned hunting, now you wonder if your dogs would like some tasty venison.
– Half your kitchen equipment is devoted to making dog food.
– You are scanning in pictures of your dog’s dinner in order to lure in more converts!
– You no longer buy cars based on how many dogs it can fit, but how many pounds of meat it can carry.
– You have an extremely large freezer devoted solely to your dog’s food.
– You have tried to talk your butcher into getting involved with the air miles program. (might as well!)
– You have more mileage racked up on getting bulk dog food ingredients than you for work.
– Touching raw meat is no longer a horrible chore.
– Your dogs friends look at your dogs with envy!
– All the people in your dog park have permanently labeled you as “That Whacko Who Feeds Their Dogs Raw Meat!”
– You wear that label with pride.
– You give lectures at the human supermarket when you see someone picking up a bag of Kibbles n Bits!
– You show your 7 year old dog’s teeth to everyone!
– You carry a lamp with you to REALLY show how shiny your dog’s coat is.
– You have a whole cabinet of supplements and none of them are for you.
– You have found a new creative use for sledgehammers, hacksaws and Ginsu knives!
– You shove your dog’s fresh stools under your neighbor’s nose just to show them how small they really are!
– You go to the Health Food Store and none of the things you buy there are for you.
– When your mom cleans out your fridge, she throws out half of your weekly pre-prepared food.
– Some of your greatest accomplishments include how many people you have converted from Science Diet to raw.
– Your husband starts picking out raw bones from the supermarket freezer and asks if it’s okay.
– You get some mighty strange looks at the checkout counter at your grocery.
– Your good “non-dog friends” have started to resist your dogs kisses.
– You get into a technical debate about the nutritional value of organic cow patties.
-Suddenly the thought of your dog eating cow patties isn’t so revolting!
~Author Unknown