Betty Waldron wrote 08/27/2011 08:44 AM Did I say that? #342728 - 08/27/2011 08:44 AM
Betty Waldron Webboard User Reg: 07-11-2002 Posts: 2679 Loc: North Florida (Live Oak area) Offline	Kadi posted this on another thread and it made me laugh, because I have so often done the same thing.  Quote: I also remember being in the office one day talking to a co-worker and another co-worker walked in just in time to hear me say "you need to get yourself a nice little black bitch". We were talking about Dobermanns LOL At least everyone there knew about my dog hobby, and the explanation was accepted Any one else? Betty (Waldron) Mathena http://www.littlerivercanine.com
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Betty Waldron wrote 08/27/2011 08:52 AM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Betty Waldron ] #342729 - 08/27/2011 08:52 AM
Betty Waldron Webboard User Reg: 07-11-2002 Posts: 2679 Loc: North Florida (Live Oak area) Offline	I'll start. My husband and I were leaving church one say and as the minister gave me a hug he saw the wound on my arm and asked what happened. Without thinking I said "Had to break up a bitch fight last night, worse one yet." Him and his wife are looking at me like they are trying to figure out what I really said. They were pretty sure one of there Sunday School teachers didn't have a stable of bitches that she ran and I know without a doubt I heard some dentures hit the floor from people in line behind me. Not *real* sure but I might of heard a whispered "I knew it". My husband is sputtering and is holding himself so hard it looked like he was having a heart attack or a bad case of gas. He finally managed to gasp out, "You might tell them it's dogs, she breeds, she breeds. Female dogs" He's laughing so hard though it really took a while........ Betty (Waldron) Mathena http://www.littlerivercanine.com
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Connie Sutherland wrote 08/27/2011 09:53 AM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Betty Waldron ] #342730 - 08/27/2011 09:53 AM
Connie Sutherland Moderator Reg: 07-13-2005 Posts: 31573 Loc: North-Central coast of California Offline	Quote: Betty Waldron Had to break up a bitch fight last night, worse one yet. I knew it.
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tracey holden wrote 08/27/2011 09:55 AM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Betty Waldron ] #342732 - 08/27/2011 09:55 AM
tracey holden Webboard User Reg: 07-17-2010 Posts: 1442 Loc: UK Offline	I was working at Crufts several years ago, this lady came up to the stand in her wheelchair and bought some supplements and we got chatting about her dogs, she had an old Sharpei with her and said she had 2 more at home, I commented that she had her hands full then! The problem was she didn't have arms or legs, which of course I could plainly see, she operated her wheelchair with a probe to a control panel, she gave me a whithering look and wheeled away, I stood there with this horrified, fixed grin on my face, still in 'chat' mode, and turned to get a look of 'it's ok, these things happen' from my colleagues, but they had mysteriously disappeared into the ether, leaving me with the disgusted glares of the other customers, I have made open-mouth-without-engaging- brain into a art form, but that particular memory still makes me have a hot flush, oh the shame.....
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Betty Waldron wrote 08/27/2011 10:02 AM Re: Did I say that? [Re: tracey holden ] #342735 - 08/27/2011 10:02 AM
Betty Waldron Webboard User Reg: 07-11-2002 Posts: 2679 Loc: North Florida (Live Oak area) Offline	I know how you feel Tracey. I have a friend that is blind and even after all these years I find myself saying things like "look at this." Betty (Waldron) Mathena http://www.littlerivercanine.com
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Betty Waldron wrote 08/27/2011 10:02 AM Re: Did I say that? [Re: tracey holden ] #342736 - 08/27/2011 10:02 AM
Betty Waldron Webboard User Reg: 07-11-2002 Posts: 2679 Loc: North Florida (Live Oak area) Offline	delete duplicate Betty (Waldron) Mathena http://www.littlerivercanine.com
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Kelly wrote 08/27/2011 08:24 PM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Betty Waldron ] #342765 - 08/27/2011 08:24 PM
Kelly Moderator Reg: 06-03-2005 Posts: 1495 Loc: Offline	I remember once when Ed was trying to talk me into taking a nice young male. I replied "but I like bitches" as we walked out into the kennel - to come face to face with a lady there to get a puppy. It has become standard for me to greet social workers at work with "This is Drift, she's our therapy dog, and she licks toes." --Kel
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Jamie Craig wrote 08/27/2011 09:05 PM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Kelly ] #342768 - 08/27/2011 09:05 PM
Jamie Craig Webboard User Reg: 09-01-2009 Posts: 986 Loc: Munroe Falls, OH Offline	I used to work with horses, "ride him hard, get him sweating" isn't something I'd recommend letting the average person hear out of context...weird looks A couple of my ansci classmates in freshman year and I were chatting about the new ram they'd gotten as part of our sheep breeding program...we were talking about testicle circumference and how "he" didn't measure up and how we'd all measured to make sure we'd gotten the right data.....unfortunately we were talking about this on the way back to the dorms after class....on the public bus... My personal favorite. I do adult art on commission. I was flying to visit a friend in Canada. I was on a later flight that was nearly empty, I assumed that no one was going to be next to me so I decided I was going to work on a devil girl pin-up. At the time I had a special drawing pad for adult art. Turns out I did have a seat neighbor, a priest, who was very interested in seeing what I was drawing, what was in my sketch pad, and asking me ALL about what sort of art I did...... https://www.etsy.com/shop/Blitzava
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Connie Sutherland wrote 08/27/2011 09:07 PM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Jamie Craig ] #342769 - 08/27/2011 09:07 PM
Connie Sutherland Moderator Reg: 07-13-2005 Posts: 31573 Loc: North-Central coast of California Offline	" ... unfortunately we were talking about this on the way back to the dorms after class....on the public bus..." Did you draw a crowd of people inching closer, pretending not to listen?
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Jamie Craig wrote 08/27/2011 09:47 PM Re: Did I say that? [Re: Connie Sutherland ] #342772 - 08/27/2011 09:47 PM
Jamie Craig Webboard User Reg: 09-01-2009 Posts: 986 Loc: Munroe Falls, OH Offline	we had a group of the frat boy type get really REALLY quiet..... https://www.etsy.com/shop/Blitzava
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