 Dog training humor
#377512 - 05/07/2013 01:02 PM |
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Copied. I am NOT the author...
I have sat back for close to 30 years and listened to many opinions regarding breeding, working, showing and trialing. Time to help people decode some of these comments>
IPO - My dog could do that ! = you have never trained a dog in IPO/Schutzhund and you have no idea what it takes.
Everyone else at the trial had my dog scoring a 90, but the judge only gave me a 80 ! = There is a reason why ju...dges are judges and spectators are spectators. Most have to understand the rules, let alone the points. Quit crying and become a better trainer !
IPO dogs are not real dogs and would not bite if there was not equipment = you have no clue. This depends more on the dog and less on the sport/training.
We only follow FCI breeding practices = You do not belong to a Code of Ethics club, you may dock dogs, or breed under 2 years of age. Good luck with health clearances or a VPI on your OFA .xrays, let alone DNA, or how about certified x rays at all.
I breed great working lines = refer to above answer., and make sure to start looking for working dogs 4-5 generations back !
All malinois are booty driven dogs = this person has never had their ass tore up by a malinois.
I am waiting until I have trained my dog to get a 290 in a trial = I am a first time dog owner that has never attended a regional or national championship, and is wishing or dreaming..
I guarantee my dogs= And this breeder has not done hips, elbows, hearts, patella, or eyes, or microchip. BTW I want 1500-4000 for puppies !
show line GSD's cant work = tell that to our club member who just put IPO 2 on her show line male (also HIT) at last weeks trial.
My dog is smart, but he does not want to play with me = your dog truly is smart and does not want to play with an idiot who has no clue when it comes to bonding with their dog.
I am just going to get a better dog = Dog is wishing they could trade you in for a better owner.
to be continued......
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#377519 - 05/07/2013 02:42 PM |
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#377529 - 05/07/2013 10:06 PM |
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- snort -
I loooove "harvesting my poop into little baggies." Somehow my eye went there first. 
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#377530 - 05/07/2013 10:09 PM |
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"IPO - My dog could do that ! = you have never trained a dog in IPO/Schutzhund and you have no idea what it takes."
Amazingly frequent, too.
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#377535 - 05/08/2013 10:07 AM |
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That was great... I loved the "Minor concussions = Love"... I've been there before. 
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#377537 - 05/08/2013 11:51 AM |
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Lee;
A buddy of mine has a 130# "pit bull" (I don't think it's all pit, but there's some "bull" in there somewhere). The first time I met the dog, he warned me to take off my glasses. Before he could explain why, the damn thing raised up on his back feet and butted me right on the forehead with his cabbage-ball sized noggin. Not only squashed my glasses and cut my nose, but it knocked me silly. Tail was just a waggin', and he'd have done it again if I wasn't ready for him.
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#377540 - 05/08/2013 12:43 PM |
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I guarantee my dogs= And this breeder has not done hips, elbows, hearts, patella, or eyes, or microchip. BTW I want 1500-4000 for puppies !
There's a breeder that tried to friend me on FB that only tests, trains, works, and titles his male dogs. His females are 'mommies only' (his words). I'm trying to figure out why I should justify spending $2000 on an 8 week old pup when one half of the genetics in question is unproven. For all we know his females could be riddled with cancer and joint disease. I don't care if the dog can fetch a ball. Can she do agility, herding, flyball, ring sport, dock dogs, comp obedience... ANYTHING at all??? And if she can, prove it.
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#377548 - 05/08/2013 02:05 PM |
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Lee;
A buddy of mine has a 130# "pit bull" (I don't think it's all pit, but there's some "bull" in there somewhere). The first time I met the dog, he warned me to take off my glasses. Before he could explain why, the damn thing raised up on his back feet and butted me right on the forehead with his cabbage-ball sized noggin. Not only squashed my glasses and cut my nose, but it knocked me silly. Tail was just a waggin', and he'd have done it again if I wasn't ready for him.
I've almost been KO'd before too! I can't count all of the chin bashes, forehead lumps and cheek bruises I have had over the years. I swear the German Shepherd skull is the hardest substance known to man.
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#377606 - 05/09/2013 08:56 PM |
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I've almost been KO'd before too! I can't count all of the chin bashes, forehead lumps and cheek bruises I have had over the years. I swear the German Shepherd skull is the hardest substance known to man.
I believe that honor goes to the Australian Cattle Dog, bred to be kicked by a cow and keep going! (Assuming the dodge fails). 
I once was playing soccer with my old heeler mix wearing steel-toed sneakers, missed the ball, and nailed him right in the head. He didn't even flinch, just grabbed the ball and ran 
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#377646 - 05/10/2013 11:10 PM |
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.... I once was playing soccer with my old heeler mix wearing steel-toed sneakers, missed the ball, and nailed him right in the head. He didn't even flinch, just grabbed the ball and ran
How was your foot?
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