Now, if you want to do weird shit that likely won't get you eaten alive by a sadist in a Brown Round, yell, "Thank you Old Glory" every time you pass the American flag. At the top of your lungs.
They won't know whether to smoke you, or hug you.
You've still got all my contact info, right?
Don't forget to stick it in your wallet.
That's what happens when you take MPs out of the field and make them work a desk job.
In the field, my favorite act of mayhem was putting pink glitter inside the LT's kevlar.
I think this is why you are at a desk. When the desk Overlords desire to return to endless boring workdays they will send you back to the field. Probably to a different, unsuspecting, LT.
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Now, if you want to do weird shit that likely won't get you eaten alive by a sadist in a Brown Round, yell, "Thank you Old Glory" every time you pass the American flag. At the top of your lungs.
They won't know whether to smoke you, or hug you.
You've still got all my contact info, right?
Don't forget to stick it in your wallet.
I'm betting they could decide what to do eventually. Yep, you're on my contact sheet. Turns out I have a distant relative who is leaving at the same time as me. We've never met and I'm not too clear on how he's related to me but my grandma wanted me to see if I could find him.
If anyone is interested in learning what it feels like to fire an AT4, I can simulate it for you. Here's how it works:
You kneel facing "down range."
I stand behind you and then when you're ready, I put on heavy leather glove and b*tch slap you on the side of your head as hard as I possibly can.
Is it "recoilless?" Uh, yeah, but there's still an explosion going off next to your head.
AT weapons were never weapons I was eager to fire repeatedly.
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