I have a horrible time spelling definitely, and environment.
The place I work sells spinach quiche. One day a man walked in 2 minutes before we closed, so I was already annoyed. Then he ordered a "Spanish Cliche" and I about died trying not to fall down laughing.
Several summers during college I worked on a road crew in Michigan I was the only girl so I got used to lunch being pretty much guys drooling over car magazines. One guy, who was a bit dimwitted, announced one day that he was someday going to buy a Spyder "Re PELL ica" it took me a moment to grab the magazine and realize he meant to say Spyder Replica :-p
If the dog is going to confirmation, isn't that at church?
For the dyslexics out there: Once my daughter - around 6 or so - asked me while driving home from school, "mommy, what is a presbyterian?" Oy (I'm not sure I really know, but went into some sort of theologic explanation). So then after a few minutes she follows up with, "well then, why do they have to cross at the corner?"
If the dog is going to confirmation, isn't that at church?
For the dyslexics out there: Once my daughter - around 6 or so - asked me while driving home from school, "mommy, what is a presbyterian?" Oy (I'm not sure I really know, but went into some sort of theologic explanation). So then after a few minutes she follows up with, "well then, why do they have to cross at the corner?"
Ah, pedestrian....
LMAO! I was not raised in a family that went to church with exception of an occasional jaunt to the catholic church when my cousins came to town during the summer. However, my first 12 years of my life I lived down the road from a christian college and several of my playmates were kids of people attending the college.
One day I was over at one of their homes on the campus and the father of this little girl (we were around 8 or 9) told me if I knew that the soul of a person is the longest living part of a person. I was suitably impressed and went home and told my dad that the soles of your feet are the longest living part of a person :-p
One day I was over at one of their homes on the campus and the father of this little girl (we were around 8 or 9) told me if I knew that the soul of a person is the longest living part of a person. I was suitably impressed and went home and told my dad that the soles of your feet are the longest living part of a person :-p
See? And as a good, part time 'Cathlic girl, that made PERFECT sense! Would have to me to!
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I'm a recovering Catholic...does that count?
I am guilty of all kinds of spelling and grammar issues. Sometimes I leave whole words out, or will repeat the same word two or three times in a row; I think my brain stutters. I also over-use hyphens and semi-colons; but am powerless to stop. I misspell the same words over, and over and over....I love editors
I learned English grammar from my French-Canadian Grandmother. She worked so hard learning to speak English (and subsequently graduated Valedictorian of an English-speaking school) that she couldn't stand the idea of her grandchildren butchering the language. I used to think the words 'Grandmother' and 'Grammar' were somehow connected.
I'm usually pretty forgiving about grammatical shortcomings because of my own, but when I hear things like "I aint got no..." whatever it feels like my head is going to explode. That's just wrong
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