I don't know Doug,
Was it an impression or did he ever actually claim to do consulting. If the claim was made, is it just another one of his fiction stories?
And even if he does do some kind of consulting (shrug) so what.
PT Barnum addressed the reasons and why fores on how that could happen.

Randy

I've never understood what bearing the birth rate of lollipops had on anything...

Oh, I finally get it! He was talking 'bout da udder kinda sucka!

Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good laugh to go back to work on.

Good line Alyssa.

Heh, you're going to love this: Lee Charles Kelley, "Changing the World, One Dog at a Time". That's some seriously wacky stuff he's peddling.

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Lee Charles Kelley is unquestionably the most knowledgeable and experienced dog trainer and behavioral expert in New York City. He has 20 years experience of studying and training dogs. His ideas have influenced countless other trainers, both here in the U.S. and around the world.

Jason Herman is arguably the second-best trainer in New York. He’s an expert at “canine anger management,” and has been training professionally since 1996.

Whatever you do, don't tell Mr. Jerone.

Put 100 dog trainers in a room and they will all agree on one thing.... that the other 99 people are doing things the wrong way.

Really?

Thanks for the insight, Mike!

Hey Randy, how come none of these training experts ever expound the advantages of drunken OB?
I should start a website.

As long as I don't have to be in the same room as these 'trainers'. Here is a small sample from LCK's mentor and friend K. Behan. This mumbo jumbo feel good pap for the masses comes from his web site.
All quotes are verbatum writen by Kevin Behan.

"I began to realize that the dog, particularly through problem or idiosyncratic behavior, was in truth only expressing the deepest feelings of his owner, and which his owner was generally unaware he or she was carrying. I've learned that before remedial training can take hold, an owner must first acknowledge the message that his dog is bringing him."

"He's doing what dogs are supposed to do - fetching. The emotional parts of us that we long ago cut off and think are long gone, the dog retrieves. It never ceases to amaze me how a dog's behavior precisely dovetails into the deepest emotional recesses and the most subtle emotional nuances of his human owner's very being."

"The real deal is that dogs are emotional geiger counters, emotional truth detectors, emotional seismic-fault sensors. Dogs reveal our deepest truths."

"I "tap in" to what's going on inside the dog as a reflection of its owner. I've been told that what I do is a form of "empathic communication"."

You all can judge for yourself.
Me, I've got to go out for some fresh air at the moment.

Randy

Wow.
In that case, Danke should have killed several people by now.
(then again, she DID bite my husband once!)

Maybe she DOESNT have allergies, she's mimicing my deep subconcious desire to gnaw my own skin off!

It's all so CLEAR!
what a breakthrough!


Wanna beer Randy? I'm celebratin' my new found understanding!

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.... "I "tap in" to what's going on inside the dog as a reflection of its owner.

Then I must be a food-driven pig.