Hmmmm! sort of like I'll never forget certain things I learned in school when I feel the imprint of a black board pointer in the top of my head. COOOOOOOL!

I got hit in the head with a Bible once in 2nd grade (still attending Catholic School) while telling a dirty joke... it burned when it hit me, and I think it left a mark.

I will never forget that joke

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I got hit in the head with a Bible once in 2nd grade (still attending Catholic School) while telling a dirty joke... it burned when it hit me, and I think it left a mark.

I will never forget that joke

*LIKE*


My poor computer screen will never recover.

 Quote: Bob Scott

Ok,ok! I typed 25 words a min in the army. I though I was doing good here. It could have been Barbedbra. :whi stle:
The nice thing about the name Bob is that it's spelled the same backwards. Just a bit harder to pronounce though. boB! Don't even ask.
Speaking of anal! I actually get chills and sweats when I post here. Will can be a killer when it comes to correct punctuation and grammar. That's definitely not my strong suit.
JKN Will....honest!

Now Bob, don't make me bring this guy to the forum....
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netiquettenazi.htm

YES MAM!
I mean YES SIR!
I was talking to her...I mean the gal? on the message you posted.
Well... I mean yes mam to her? not you.....errrrr...I still mean yes sir to you.... ...honest injun!....that is unless your an injun...WAIT...that didn't sound good either did it.
AWWWWW $#!+
Now I dun it!

Barbara I just wanted to say I have apologised for my overreaction to Connie and probably should have to you also. I was as Mara so wonderfully put it, reading it in a way it was not meant. I have since had a think about it and realised pretty much exactly what Mara said. I think this forum and the wealth of information on here is wonderful, and hope I can start afresh here with a clean slate And would love your continued input into to any questions I may ask

Oh you guys, this is all so hilarious!! Had to jump into a huge set of Depends half way through. Still have that stupid cloth computer chair and didn’t want the boys thinking it was a “marking” free for all when I was done with the thread.

How therapeutic is this though, just kind of makes it all worthwhile again.

Been a long day, just got in from my first “Beginners” agility class!! We were the only pre-beginners that got signed up and the beginners could handle another one so they stuck us in there.

Nothing anal about that!!

And Echo made me so proud!! The trainer said what he was doing is almost unheard of for a very first class. Plank, ladder, small teeter totter and a huge A-frame.

Sorry, way OT but I’m too tired to search for or open a new thread.


And yes Barbara… you spelled “Hades” correctly. Of course you know not to confuse this hot spot with hell though. Hades is hot. I mean really hot… the kinda hot that a catholic schoolboy might feel after kissing a nun. You know, the kind of hot where you just want to take off all your skin and sit around in your bones.

Just be careful about treading in those waters, I might even be kind of anal about it.

Great threads guys, what a great ending to a wonderful day!!

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Barbara I just wanted to say I have apologised for my overreaction to Connie and probably should have to you also. I was as Mara so wonderfully put it, reading it in a way it was not meant. I have since had a think about it and realised pretty much exactly what Mara said. I think this forum and the wealth of information on here is wonderful, and hope I can start afresh here with a clean slate And would love your continued input into to any questions I may ask

Your slate is spit-polished clean and I am hereby awarding you an honorary pair of BIG GIRL PANTIES. They are (insert favorite color here) with sparklies allll over them. I've stepped on my twinkie a few times over the past couple of years (55 to be exact) and all we can do is keep on pushin' on.

CJ - I have to read up on hades... My nuns obviously didn't delve into all the sordid details - I had no idea there is actually "degrees" of hell!!! I think maybe I'll read up on how to best offer a novina before reading about hades however, just to cover all my bases. Have a great one all!

 Quote: barbara schuler

CJ... is this the correct way to spell hades - aka hell?)

Oh Barbara, in my weariness last night I was far too quick to give you my anal blessing on”hades”.

While true, the letters are all there, in their proper order – “H”ades, being the place it is - a place not to be reckoned with, a proper name describing a geographical location and all – must always be capitalized.

I would definitely be affording it that respect.

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JUST don't forget there are two "m's" in accommodate. Or is that accomo-date

And Barbara – if we’re going to use hyphens to separate a longer word the hyphen does only that – it does not take the place of additional letters that MAY BE MISSED.

There are two M’s in accommo-date!!

It is nice to see that people a$$-u-me themself