Nora Ferrell Webboard User Reg: 02-10-2008
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Yes, human species. Come to think of it, the dog was easier to potty train.
Of course, tonight, here comes the rain again. Rain, rain, go away.
I just hope the neighbors haven't seen me out there in the rain with her.
Here's the visual: Middle aged, chubby, bleach blonde in gray fluffy robe with summer flip flops and unbrella, following little dog speaking baby talk about poopy. I'm sure they think I'm eccentric anyway, this may be enough for the loony bin.
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Here's the visual: Middle aged, chubby, bleach blonde in gray fluffy robe with summer flip flops and unbrella, following little dog speaking baby talk about poopy. I'm sure they think I'm eccentric anyway, this may be enough for the loony bin.
To complete the picture, you need to be wearing a tropical print mu-mu underneath the robe!
(Thanks for the chuckle this morning!)
Here's the visual: Middle aged, chubby, bleach blonde in gray fluffy robe with summer flip flops and unbrella, following little dog speaking baby talk about poopy. I'm sure they think I'm eccentric anyway, this may be enough for the loony bin.
I think we've all been there.
Except in my case, it was snowing (and snowing and snowing) and I had on knee-high rubber boots (so the snow wouldn't get on me) over bright pink snowflake pajama pants and winter parka. Saying, "No! don't EAT the poop, MAKE some poop, goshdarnit"
To make things better, my dog barks every time he sees someone or something, even 5 blocks away, to say "hey!!! Look over here!!! My mom is in her pajamas and hasn't brushed her hair!!! HEY!!!!"
Wait until your dog ingests something (or you change his diet) and you diligently watch your dog's bottom, waiting for it to come out the other end. When it does, you poke/dissect said excrement with a stick or plastic baggie. While in your pajamas and robe.
Nora Ferrell Webboard User Reg: 02-10-2008
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I hope they haven't seen me doing the poop exam, yet. I save that for the still of night and add bifocals and flashlight, while telling Mimi "shh,shh".
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