Dennis Jones Webboard User Reg: 06-13-2004
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It's nasty rainy and cold so I suit up in my rain gear because I MUST exercise my two dogs or they are impossible to bring in the house. I throw the ball when they bark at it or shove it into my face, basically when they tell me to. They get a little grubby so I hose them off with WARM water from a tap that I had a licensed plumber install on the outside of the house, I towel them off with there own special towels. I water them with water that has been treated by the Culligan Man. Dinner time will include either Salmon, mackerel or yogurt. evenings they come in from the kennels and will nose bump me to scratch places they can't reach or want their after dinner milk bone. Bedtime is only a suggestion. Morning rolls around and I'm awoken to let them out for nature calls then to receive their milk bones and put in their kennels with a rawhide and fresh water. It MUST be fresh water, they won't touch it if its been left overnight. Week Ends mean more play time and they know it so I MUST get their balls out and play find it games with them or take them swimming. To get me to do all this stuff they perform some very simple tasks like sit,stay, here, pick it up and bite when I ask them too. Jeez, they probably have secret society and websites with training DVDs "Your Human from Eight Years to Eighty" "Training a Working Human" "House Training your Human" and "Dealing with Dominate Humans or How to fool them into thinking that they are in charge"
Yes I am one well trained human but frankly my drive is a little low and I have some health issues and been neutered
Sounds like the makings of the next pixar movie. I spent the afternoon raking leaves into a pile so my pittyx could jump over them as I kicked them up into the air. She launched herself over the pile. Then I raked them back up to kick them back in the air. She actually exercised me today. LOL guess she's thinking what I've been thinking..."Her clothes are getting tight I better do something". My husband claims he was neutered the day we were married. (How rude!)
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.... Jeez, they probably have secret society and websites with training DVDs "Your Human from Eight Years to Eighty" "Training a Working Human" "House Training your Human" and "Dealing with Dominate Humans or How to fool them into thinking that they are in charge" ...
I spent a similar day-- constant play at the beck and call of the beast. I even went shopping around town for the favorite chews, and spent more on those than for our dinner tonight (oh wait we're going out, because I'm too tired to cook)...
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"Your Human from Eight Years to Eighty" "Training a Working Human" "House Training your Human" and "Dealing with Dominate Humans or How to fool them into thinking that they are in charge"
I need to get a copy of these, they could really come in hand with some of the people I know!
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" Originally Posted By: Dennis Jones
.... Jeez, they probably have secret society and websites with training DVDs "Your Human from Eight Years to Eighty" "Training a Working Human" "House Training your Human" and "Dealing with Dominate Humans or How to fool them into thinking that they are in charge" ...
I'm certain they all communicate with each other via the internet. I'm just careful to keep the credit card out of reach so Gracie can't order things from PetEdge or Leerburg. ROFL
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HEY! Wait a second who's the dam trainer here
It's nasty rainy and cold so I suit up in my rain gear because I MUST exercise my two dogs or they are impossible to bring in the house. I throw the ball when they bark at it or shove it into my face, basically when they tell me to. They get a little grubby so I hose them off with WARM water from a tap that I had a licensed plumber install on the outside of the house, I towel them off with there own special towels. I water them with water that has been treated by the Culligan Man. Dinner time will include either Salmon, mackerel or yogurt. evenings they come in from the kennels and will nose bump me to scratch places they can't reach or want their after dinner milk bone. Bedtime is only a suggestion. Morning rolls around and I'm awoken to let them out for nature calls then to receive their milk bones and put in their kennels with a rawhide and fresh water. It MUST be fresh water, they won't touch it if its been left overnight. Week Ends mean more play time and they know it so I MUST get their balls out and play find it games with them or take them swimming. To get me to do all this stuff they perform some very simple tasks like sit,stay, here, pick it up and bite when I ask them too. Jeez, they probably have secret society and websites with training DVDs "Your Human from Eight Years to Eighty" "Training a Working Human" "House Training your Human" and "Dealing with Dominate Humans or How to fool them into thinking that they are in charge"
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