Why wives should not hunt...

It was Saturday morning as Kevin, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Kevin asks her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Kevin, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas.
Kevin sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
Kevin walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Kevin starts running back. As Kevin gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, get the #$%^ away from my deer!"

Confused and frightened, Kevin races faster towards his screaming wife.
And again he hears her yell, "Get the #$%^ away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Kevin is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.

The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your #$%^ deer, just let me get my saddle off it!"
And that Children is why we don't take our wives hunting!!

I received this in an email.

OK, I admit it: I laughed.

SNORT

I stopped getting the lug about so called 'sexist' jokes eons ago!!

Ahhh ha ha.

I don't have any "lugs" (love it) about sexist jokes either and this one is funny.

However, being a proficient hunting wife, not just a hunter's wife, it wouldn't be right to let that lovely wife's enthusiasm taint the experience of the ever increasing number of excellent women hunters out there.

Just to add some reality, for anyone interested, type "horse mistaken for deer" in your search engine and read the hard facts about how many MEN have actually done this.

Now the added saddle and rider would probably have been a dead giveaway to any male for sure.

Yep CJ is right the one time I was shot at riding a black horse dressed with bright orange tack. It was a drunk man!

Both of us were safe