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April 19, 2011

My neighbor’s dog barks so much I am thinking about poisoning him. What can I do?

Full Question:

I just read your piece on the Internet about showing the dog lovers out there all the various methods of training their dogs to refuse food.

I am a person who lives next door to a couple of first class ass-holes who have a large dog that barks and barks and barks and barks. It barks at everything and it barks at nothing.

It barks all day long and all night long, and these two idiots tell me that there is nothing they can do about it. I can't afford hiring lawyers and suing people, and the police don't give a damn.

I don't expect a response at all, but I especially don't need to hear from another moron trying to explain to me WHY dogs bark. I don't give a shit WHY the goddamned dog barks. I just want it stopped, and I no longer care HOW it is stopped!

Quite frankly, I wasn't searching the Internet to find out how to PREVENT a dog from being poisoned. If I could avoid going to jail I would shoot the son of a bitch!

Why is it that these "dog lovers" can put so much effort into training their dogs to refuse food (and thus avoid poisoning), and yet they won't put ANY effort into training their dogs so they won't bark all goddamned night???

D.R.

Ed's Answer:

Why not go to my web site and print out the page on the Tri Tronics No Bark Collar. Give it to your neighbor and tell him if he does not buy this and use it you will call the police every time the dog barks. If the police don't do anything then call the DA. If they will not do anything then sue this person in small claims court.

I hate barking dogs. Just because I own a dog kennel does not mean I like to hear a dog barking. I have 10 of these no bark collars that go on dogs that need them every night.

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