Found this to be funny at so many levels
#293130 - 08/22/2010 09:19 PM
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Hi,
I came across this website on dog training. The guy is talking about deep soul and highest vibrational frequencies.
I am not being judgemental , but it seems a bit too much.
read and see if you find this funny too.
http://www.karmadogtraininglosangeles.com/press.html
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Re: Found this to be funny at so many levels
[Re: Ramachandran Subramanian ]
#293193 - 08/23/2010 12:28 PM
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It is a little much. There is a niche for this kind of stuff. People will pay big money to get all spiritual with their dog.
THE KARMA DOG TRAINING METHOD
1) I never ask my dog to do, what I myself would not do
I am not going to kill a mole with my face, but have no problem asking Turbo to do so.
2) I never ask my dog to eat, what I myself would not eat
I like my chicken cooked. Tough chit, Turb.
3) I never ask my dog to wear, what I myself would not wear
Dogs don't wear anything. I would get arrested if I tried that. Been there......
4) I never ask my dog to journey, where I myself would not journey
Don't look at me. I'm not going down that hole.
5) I never ask my dog to sleep, where I myself would not sleep
You guys ever slept on a TempurPedic. Sorry, Turb. Floor for you.
6) I never ask my dog to spend time with someone, I myself would not spend time with
If I need to go somewhere and options are limited, you stay where you have to.
7) I never ask my dog to learn, what I myself would not learn
Mara, did you stick your nose in the water and make bubbles, too?
8) I never ask my dog to drink, what I myself would not drink
What if they choose to drink out of the creek?
9) I never ask my dog to endure, what I myself would not endure
I'm a human. I don't have to crap outside in freezing temps.
10) I never ask my dog to inhale, what I myself would not inhale
Turbo prefers to smell turds. Eats 'em sometimes.
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Re: Found this to be funny at so many levels
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#293194 - 08/23/2010 12:29 PM
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Steve, you think we can get this guy on Leerburg.
Maybe he Googles himself often.
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#293208 - 08/23/2010 02:15 PM
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That pic next to "2)I WILL WALK IN HIS PAWS is creeepy.
Um, not my lifestyle, but to each his own.
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Re: Found this to be funny at so many levels
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#293211 - 08/23/2010 02:28 PM
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Yeah, amazing. The guy even says that he advises meditation for all his clients so that they can be in tune with ther dog's highest vibrational frequency or some stuff like that. I am from the east ( India ) and it makes me laugh when I see all these fake Gurus running around.
hey may be I can capitalize on the sucker market, I being Indian and all, may be a mysticdogtrainer.com ????
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#293212 - 08/23/2010 02:46 PM
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Yeah, amazing. The guy even says that he advises meditation for all his clients so that they can be in tune with ther dog's highest vibrational frequency or some stuff like that. I am from the east ( India ) and it makes me laugh when I see all these fake Gurus running around.
hey may be I can capitalize on the sucker market, I being Indian and all, may be a mysticdogtrainer.com ????
Go for it, If Ceasar Milan can make money with good looks and Alpha rolls you can be the Maharishi of Mutts
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#293217 - 08/23/2010 03:05 PM
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#293220 - 08/23/2010 04:45 PM
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"people are going to watch this and think 'this guy's on drugs'"
yep, that's preeeeetty accurate
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#293285 - 08/24/2010 08:06 AM
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7) I never ask my dog to learn, what I myself would not learn
Mara, did you stick your nose in the water and make bubbles, too?
Hey!! don't go giving away my training secrets!!
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#293396 - 08/25/2010 03:39 AM
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I couldn't make it past 84 seconds. I see dollar signs in the dude's eyes.
Ripley & his Precious
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