Re: Silly contest
[Re: Jo Harker ]
#246488 - 07/11/2009 07:02 PM
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Unofficial entry that I don't think anyone else would use.
"Time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite, that's chokin' on a splinter.
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me. (Get crazy with the cheese whiz!)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me. (Drive-by-body-pierce.)
(Yo, bring it on down.)
Soooooooy."
Beck "Loser"
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Jo Harker ]
#246496 - 07/11/2009 08:56 PM
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Short people got no body, short people got no body...
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Barbara Schuler ]
#246501 - 07/11/2009 10:28 PM
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#4: "Chunky baby crap brown haggis on toast"
from the Seth Yacovone Band
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Kristel Smart ]
#246527 - 07/12/2009 02:07 PM
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Ooooooh, I think I may have just lost...
Bravo Vom Buchonia
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Matthew Thurston ]
#246553 - 07/12/2009 07:34 PM
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AAAAANNNNND its all for me grog
Me Jolly Jolly grog
Its all for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin
on the ladies drinking gin
for across the western ocean
I must WAAAAAAAANDEEERRRRRR
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Dennis Jones ]
#246556 - 07/12/2009 07:46 PM
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Attempt numba two:
Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms
Them Oklahoma boys roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny, and WAY too long
I ain't a holy roller, so I'll just use a bong
Them Oklahoma boys roll their joints all wrong
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Dennis Jones ]
#246557 - 07/12/2009 07:51 PM
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Dennis,
You must attribute the author. Or the lyrics are ineligible for the contest.
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: randy allen ]
#246558 - 07/12/2009 07:52 PM
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: randy allen ]
#246559 - 07/12/2009 07:55 PM
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Alyssa,
We need inane stupid disjointed lyrics.
Not lyrics that make sense and speak the truth!
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Re: Silly contest
[Re: Dennis Jones ]
#246560 - 07/12/2009 07:57 PM
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Yea,
I know Dennis. Some Irish or English sea faring diddy isn't it?
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