Quote: paul munzig

It can get you into legal trouble in most states/countries, not to mention killed.

Or nicknamed "Stubby".

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"So did we want to talk about the techniques for peeing in the relatively sheltered spots or the dreaded, gotta go now, open to all view, areas. "

By all means, please do.

I'm waiting with a worm on my tongue (baited breath).

 Quote: Paul Munzig

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

This couldn’t be truer. Sometimes we just don’t know what it is we don’t know and absolutely nothing wrong with that. I quite enjoy living in oblivion at times.

And along with everyone else’s information, I am glad to have helped shed some light on that for you. Hopefully you will be able to carry this forward. Most importantly, when speaking of your time with that wonderful malamute cross, he’s portrayed for what he was, not what makes him sound more interesting. Wolf doesn’t even need to enter the picture.

It’s interesting, I’ve heard people all puffed up, saying they have a 98% wolf!! To me that’s like saying the animal by my side is 98% dog. My first question is always, what is the other 2 percent. The responses are always interesting. Generally they’ll squirm a bit and make up something or they’re honest and say they don’t know or hadn’t thought about it. The conversation usually gets pretty funky from there. A few questions about the parents, packs they were from (sanctuaries, game farms, wild rescues – which are generally quite responsible and do not breed the animals in their care), often drops a dose of reality in how little they do know about their animals heritage. Some don’t even know the type of wolf – like wolf was just the breed.

But as for peeing on wolves, now that’s just not nice and as has been mentioned, probably not in one’s best interest. However, a good segue to the equally popular topic in this thread (sorry Lori, please forgive me – it’s not my fault really).

There are a couple of stories out there where wolves have actually come across abandoned/lost human children and raised them for periods of time with their pack. Now I know they haven’t evolved to the point of using diapers and most of the stories are about male children.

I’ve prematurely changed a few diapers in my life and ended up on the receiving end of some golden showers. I don’t know whether it’s the cool air or just timing but if the parent wolves experiences were anything like mine, I’m sure a few got peed on by these little guys too.

And Barbara, don’t get me started. Let’s just say thick stretchies and long mac jackets. Speed, coverage and possible absorption where necessary. Drip drying is best left for dishes and wool.

 Quote: Paul Munzig

Actually I was referring to peeing on wolves. It can get you into legal trouble in most states/countries, not to mention killed. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

Didn't the first known 'peeing on wolves' probably happen in The Jungle Book - I'm pretty sure the wolves would have had to have changed Mowgli's diapers?

I know a guy who pees on puppies