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Ok, I can't resist <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />........ The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
I can't either.
The light is on but nobody's home. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. The cheese slipped off his cracker........... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I feel much better about it, I had some. Fetz apparently has no love for the overly large, fluffy, men either, maybe it's the hat that just screams "take a bite of me". That's it, it must be the hat. LOL!
Seriously though, my nieghbor has now made it a point to tell me EXACTLY what he paid for his snowman, in an apparent reminder that if Luke should bite it, then that is what I'll be paying him. I just laughed and told him to keep his snowman on his side of the street. Merry Christmas everyone & Happy Holidays!
If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking.
My favorites are "not the sharpest pencil in the box" or "not the brightest crayon in the pack", but those don't apply <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Can someone tell me their dog is stupid so I can use these? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Reg: 07-13-2005
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Can someone tell me their dog is stupid so I can use these? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
- sigh - Why do I suspect Mike is talking to me? All right, all right......one of my dogs is a Shepherd and the other is.........yes, he is a PUG! And he is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I say "Get the toy" and he looks off into space for about 45 long seconds, brow furrowed, thinking thinking thinking, and then his face clears and you can almost see the lightbulb light up over his head. "OH, right! The TOY!" and off he goes. By the time "toy" registers, the Shepherd has chased and retrieved his toy six times.
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