They're here!
The invasion has started! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Don't sleep till you're sure you're safe.
They burrow into your brain while you sleep and take over your body after eating all your brains.
Why weren't the ufo's reported on the nightly news?
See everybody, they've already gotten to the controling groups.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
We'll fight them off from there.
We're a... I mean, THEY'RE attracted by tinfoil.
Copper foil hats with a little sparkly tassel on top will keep brain eating creepy crawlies from your head.
What was that movie (a Star Trek one?) with the larval worm things that crawled into people's ears and took over their brains? Copper hats with little sparkly tassels would have kept them at bay.
My date at that movie during the ear invasion scene reached forward and tickled the ear of the girl sitting in front of him. She freaked.
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