Barbara Schuler wrote 03/17/2011 06:41 PM An Irish Tale #322497 - 03/17/2011 06:41 PM
Barbara Schuler Webboard User Reg: 01-15-2009 Posts: 5090 Loc: Lanexa Virginia Offline	Happy St. Patty's Day! AN IRISH TALE Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya dip shit !" May the wind be at your back and not caused by the corned beef and cabbage you had for dinner.
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Dana Martin wrote 03/17/2011 07:20 PM Re: An Irish Tale [Re: Barbara Schuler ] #322505 - 03/17/2011 07:20 PM
Dana Martin Webboard User Reg: 09-13-2010 Posts: 790 Loc: Bothell, WA Offline	HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks! I needed a good laugh today! Here Decoy, Decoy, Decoy!
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Cheri Grissom wrote 03/17/2011 07:43 PM Re: An Irish Tale [Re: Barbara Schuler ] #322510 - 03/17/2011 07:43 PM
Cheri Grissom Webboard User Reg: 09-30-2010 Posts: 2609 Loc: Michigan Offline	LMAO!
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Michael_Wise wrote 03/17/2011 10:35 PM Re: An Irish Tale [Re: Cheri Grissom ] #322546 - 03/17/2011 10:35 PM
Michael_Wise Webboard User Reg: 07-10-2006 Posts: 4454 Loc: Arkansas Offline	Man I love corned beef and cabbage.
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Melissa Thom wrote 03/17/2011 11:06 PM Re: An Irish Tale [Re: Michael_Wise ] #322549 - 03/17/2011 11:06 PM
Melissa Thom Webboard User Reg: 12-04-2007 Posts: 2781 Loc: Upper Left hand corner, USA Offline	*snickers* nice.
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