My favorite one was Archie Bunker's reply to a statement by Gloria that "Guns kill people"...
"Would you rather they was pushed outta windows, little girl?!"
We all know that guns kill people. A little less up close and personal than the double stuffed feather pillow that accidentally gets wrapped around someone's head or the stategically honed chunks of stainless steel stuffed in the butcher blocks on everyone's counter.
However, both of those are probably a little more accurate than the snub nosed Derringer sized handguns which are BANNED in our country because of their concealability and uselessness. Stupid, stupid.
And Joe, we all know those Firearm Manufacturers are to blame for the murders their guns commit. Just like those horrendous Rock Farmers. Have you seen what they're doing with sling shots these days? If only all those rocks weren't piled up for such easy access. And the shapes and sizes. We've got to ban those jagged ones.
And don’t get me started on the dangers of the fork. Fat will be the least of our worries when the Canadian politicians find out what they're really capable of.
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